Thursday, November 15, 2007
Traumatizing Dragonfly in da Bathroom!
OMG OMG!
Imagine urself locked up in a 12sq feet bathroom NAKED with a 5-inch long dragonfly buzzing ard w/o any sense of direction and your only consolation is a shower tap. What would you do?
Ask me!
I totally ran out of the cubicle w/o turning off the shower tap!!!
This is what happened:
Ms Jizmine-the-brave, as usual went for her bath this evening but this time round, she had to occupy the 1st cubicle as her fav 2nd and 4th r occupied. Just when I started bathing, I heard some banging sound above me. To my disgust, I saw a big dragonfly banging itself against the lights at the top of the cubicle divider.
Ok frankly, I wasn't really scared as i thot tt it would jus park itself at the lights aft a while so I jus shouted in a disgusted-monotonous-nonchalant tone to Jialin, who was my bathing kaki at tt time "Eeee, there is a big dragonfly in my cubicle, Yucks! Very disgusting."
JiaLin was like "Hah!!! Then how? haf u started bathing?"
"Yes"
"Then U quickly wrap urself wid towel and change cubicle la"
"Eh nvm la. Ahaha wrap towel come out very funny eh"
"Nvm one la, jus get out!"
"Oh nvm la i'll jus quickly bath. Idiot, bathing is a form of enjoyment for me la! Now i haf to quickly bath and watch my back! So stupid"
Seconds ltr...
*BUzz*Bang!Bang!Bang!
The dragonfly started flying around the cubicle again and this time, really close to me! Guess what? After a close-up experience, I realized tt it was way BIGGER then I thot it was la!!!! It's body is appro 5 inches long and the wings are like medium-sized leaves! OMG GROSS!!! It was when I started to become a little scared
"Pls do not attack me =("
Obviously, it doesn't understand Jasmine's language and it keeps banging the lights, circle around the cubicle and bang the walls. N when I say bang, it's a real "Bomp" kinda bang u noe? Equivalent to human knock on the door! Can u imagine how big the dragonfly muz be to achieve tt kind of audio level?I was quite scared but i jus continued bathing tinking tt it will stop soon.
Indeed, it stopped. BUT as the old saying goes "Happiness doesn't last". It started it's nonsense again and this time it became more aggressive with more speed! WOah! I jus have to do this to protect myself --- hid behind the running shower tap. Ok I noe those reading this will tink it sounds funny but i really canmot help it. Tt's the only way I can tink of to prevent it from accidentally or deliberately banging into ME!
U cannot believe what u'r gonna read next! My worst nightmare came.... THE STUPID DISGUSTING BIG PIECE OF SHIT STOPPED AT MY CLOTHINGS!!!!!!! AH!!!!! How cld it do this to me? The only lucky thing is tt it's my dirty clothes. The clean ones and my towel is in the bag nx to it! Now i'm freaking stuck! I can't reach out to the bag cos I'll be so close to the DF(dragonfly), like 3cm away?
WOAH tt's it! I can't let it stay with my clothes and breed eggs rite? So i hid behind the running shower head and sprinkled water from tt safety spot. Din move. Droplets of water. Only my dangling clothes moved. TT's it. I collected 2 handful of water and splashed directly at it. It was then it started barging around again!
Dear readers, the following part may be classified as R21 but I have to remind you all tt i'm going thru all this w/o any clothes on ok?!!! Can u image my agony?
I wasted no time in trying to escape! I grabbed my bathing bag, went back to the safety spot, took out my towel, wrap it around my body, dive for the door snob and charge right out of the cubicle w/o even turning off the shower tap.
Woah, I nv felt tt my life was tt precious b4 man! I was totally traumatized by it tt I cldn't even dress properly!!! My hands was shaking like hell!
I returned to my corridor for SOS and screamed to everyone present about my experience! I thot i sounded like an idiot! A big ger scared of a harmless dragonfly?
Well, U bet! Cos aft tt I warned WanPing and asked her not to go to the same cubicle and she did choose the one furtherest away. YET! it still appeared thr! Seem like it wans a change in environment! Even WanPing, who isn't scared of DF, was tramatized by the size of it! She wasn't even locked up with the DF. I felt so relieve tt she could understand my horror and she said it was the 1st time she saw me with such expression of great terror!
It's 5am now and tt happened to me 6 hrs plu ago. I have just went out of my room to the washroom and the DF is still thr! It took me alot of courage to snap this photo k!
The Terrorist:
Doesn't it look like a kite? Freaking HUGE rite? It terrorized me to such a great extent tt I'm easily scared by any moving things... small insects(flying or crawling ones), flying paper edges and even my own hair touching my neck -_-
No prize for guessing why am I still awake at this hour! Too much Shock factor plus i drank red bull this afternoon *bleah